I Like Britney Spears!

Yes, you read right, this 80's metalhead like Britney. I don't like her because I think she's hot or I like her music - oh no. I like her because she's more self destructive than even I am. Let's face it, not only is she going to take herself down, she's taking everyone with her. A lot of people aren't big on "K-Fed", but I have to hand it to him. He's kept a low profile, unlike Brit who's become a full-out publicity driven train wreck. So here's to you Brit! I'll have one for you tonight, and you can have 6 for me - fair 'nuff?