Let me Amend that last post.

In instead of saying I could've been shopping, I should said I could've been driving. Within 5 minutes of me leaving me apartment, I almost hit someone in traffic. They mad a last minute lane change in front of me (from a dead stop) so I slammed on the brakes & horn and showed her the "Goal posts with the invisible crossbar." She then proceeds turn turn left, running the red light well after it had gone red. Man, when I renamed it the "Helladays" I was right on. Now I'm off to release my stress by popping some vicodins, having a few cold ones, then finishing the champagne.